Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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