I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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