So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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