There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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