why didn't you poke me back
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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