Dual....:-)
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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