it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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