I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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