I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
