i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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