I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I had to cum in my sink.
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