You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
