they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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