Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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