my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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