You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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