so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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