If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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