she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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