just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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