So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Let's paint friendship bongs
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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