yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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