Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Say something about gay babies.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
