We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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