you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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