i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
