I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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