so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize