i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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