Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
