just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Nicole vs. Life
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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