Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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