if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
birth control should be required to get into college
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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