I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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