ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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