Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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