Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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