You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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