Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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