Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
