like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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