P.S. I can't hear my feet
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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