I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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