Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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