The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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