wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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