You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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