We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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