We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
if only i could text you this smell
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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