My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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