my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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