We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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