I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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