Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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