You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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