The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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