is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
